Is it possible to accidentally buy yarn?
I realize that this entails, say, the googling of "yarn shop," and a few errant keystrokes in the sale section of Knitch, but--you know, given enough monkeys and enough typewriters, you get Hamlet, right? It's harder to explain one's wallet accidentally unzipping and one's credit card number accidentally appearing on screen, but weirder things have happened. Look at Michael Jackson.
Send me your thoughts as soon as possible, c/o debtor's prison.
Not That This Has Happened To Me Or Anything